Posts for Tag: Satire

Volker Pispers: Wir sind die Guten

Oder anders gesagt:

Oder anders gesungen:

Und jetzt nochmal zusammen

Und hier der Text:

Oh my name it is nothin'
My age it means less
The country I come from
Is called the Midwest
I's taught and brought up there
The laws to abide
And that land that I live in
Has God on its side.

Oh the history books tell it
They tell it so well
The cavalries charged
The Indians fell
The cavalries charged
The Indians died
Oh the country was young
With God on its side.

Oh the Spanish-American
War had its day
And the Civil War too
Was soon laid away
And the names of the heroes
I's made to memorize
With guns in their hands
And God on their side.

Oh the First World War, boys
It closed out its fate
The reason for fighting
I never got straight
But I learned to accept it
Accept it with pride
For you don't count the dead
When God's on your side.

When the Second World War
Came to an end
We forgave the Germans
And we were friends
Though they murdered six million
In the ovens they fried
The Germans now too
Have God on their side.

I've learned to hate Russians
All through my whole life
If another war starts
It's them we must fight
To hate them and fear them
To run and to hide
And accept it all bravely
With God on my side.

But now we got weapons
Of the chemical dust 
If fire them we're forced to
Then fire them we must
One push of the button
And a shot the world wide
And you never ask questions
When God's on your side.

In a many dark hour
I've been thinkin' about this
That Jesus Christ
Was betrayed by a kiss
But I can't think for you
You'll have to decide
Whether Judas Iscariot
Had God on his side.

So now as I'm leavin'
I'm weary as Hell
The confusion I'm feelin'
Ain't no tongue can tell
The words fill my head
And fall to the floor
If God's on our side
He'll stop the next war.

Und hier der Versuch einer Übersetzung ins Deutsche

TITANIC-Umfrage zur Fußball-WM

Auszug:

„10. Was soll der Bundestag diesmal während der Deutschland-Spiele heimlich beschließen?

_ Waffenlieferungen an Nordkorea
_ Karenzzeit für Politiker beim Wechsel in die Wirtschaft (eine Woche, in dringenden Fällen ein Tag)
_ Steuersenkungen für Millionäre
_ Beate Zschäpes Freilassung
_ Die massenhafte Tötung von Meerschweinchenbabys“

Volltext

EuGH-Urteil: Spanien muss vakante Königsstelle EU-weit ausschreiben

Siegel: HeralderCC BY-SA 3.0

Madrid (dpo) - Bisher ging man nach der Abdankung des spanischen Königs Juan Carlos davon aus, dass automatisch sein Sohn Felipe auf den Thron nachrücken würde. Doch wie der Europäische Gerichtshof (EuGH) jetzt urteilte, muss der spanische Staat die Königsstelle regelkonform EU-weit ausschreiben. Für den Job als neuer Rey de España können sich nun alle Bürger der Europäischen Union bewerben, sofern sie volljährig sind.

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